grotesque Introvert

everybody wants to rule the world.

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

mermaidastrology:

When a Gemini gets bored with you, they will completely drop you from their lives. This will confuse more attached types who will be left questioning what they did wrong. 

sevx:

WHY NOT BOTH?

sevx:

WHY NOT BOTH?

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle, via mo0sepadalecki)